What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:09

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
A View to a Kill
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
You Only Live Twice
-All the bad guys are black.
Why am I attracted to older men?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why does my vagina and around my butthole itch? I don't have weird discharge and I'm still a virgin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
Diamonds Are Forever
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy